Things To Learn Before I Go To Jail

Joshua Calhoun was something of a kleptomaniac. He had stolen trucks, trailers, cows, and even a drilling rig! Not content with stealing livestock and automobiles, Calhoun was determined to move on to the big leagues: Airplanes. It wasn’t until he was in the air over eastern Texas in his stolen propeller plane that he was thwarted by one minor detail: he didn’t know how to fly the plane he had just stolen. Two miles after take-off, he crashed it into some trees and was apprehended shortly thereafter. Upon being questioned in Jail on why he stole a plane he didn’t know how to operate, Calhoun paused and simply stated “Well, I’ve just always been fascinated by flying!” and left it at that.

The most important thing to do when you plan on stealing an airplane is:

LEARN HOW TO FLY!!!!!